Curtain Rods:

From Riana B:   She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and   suitcases.   On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things.   On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful   dining room table by candle-light, put on some soft background music,   and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of   spring-water.   When she had finished, she went into each and every room and deposited   a few half-eaten shrimp shells dipped in caviar into the hollow of the   curtain rods.   She then cleaned up the kitchen and left. When the husband returned   with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few days.   Then slowly, the house began to smell.   They tried everything; cleaning, mopping and airing the place out.   Vents were checked for dead rodents and carpets were steam cleaned.   Air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to   set off gas canisters, during which they had to move out for a few   days and in the end they even paid to replace the expensive wool   carpeting. Nothing worked   People stopped coming over to visit. Repairmen refused to work in the house. The maid quit.   Finally, they could not take the stench any longer and decided to move.   A month later, even though they had cut their price in half, they   could not find a buyer for their stinky house.   Word got out and eventually even the local realtors refused to return   their calls.   Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to   purchase a new place.     The ex-wife called the man and asked how things were going.   He told her the saga of the rotting house. She listened politely and   said that she missed her old home terribly and would be willing to   reduce her divorce settlement in exchange for getting the house back.   Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the smell was, he agreed on a   price that was about 1/10th of what the house had been worth, but only   if she were to sign the papers that very day.   She agreed and within the hour his lawyers delivered the paperwork.   A week later the man and his girlfriend stood smiling as they watched   the moving company pack everything to take to their new home.........   And to spite the ex-wife, they even took the curtain rods!!!!!!     I LOVE A HAPPY ENDING, DON'T YOU? This content was added on Saturday September 27th, 2008. Thanks for your visit!

From Riana B:

Confucius Say: *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Virginity like bubble.  One prick, all gone. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run in front of car get tired. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run behind car get exhausted. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man with one chopstick go hungry. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who drive like hell, bound to get there. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Crowded elevator smell different to midget. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* This content added September 27th, 2008. Confucius thank you for visit!

From Willy:

Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on  their usual park bench one morning. The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath. The 80 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he did  to have so much energy. The 87 year old said 'Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies.' So, on the way home, the 80 year old stops at the bakery. As he was looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help. He said, 'Do you have any rye bread?' She said, 'Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would  you like some?' He said, 'I want 5 loaves. She said, 'My goodness, 5 loaves...by the time you  get to the 5th loaf, it'll be hard' He replied, 'I can't believe it, everybody in the world knows about this shit but me! This content was added on Saturday September 27th, 2008. Thank you SO much for visiting!

David's return...
	After a 2-year visit to the U.S., Michelangelo’s David is returning to Italy.   Apparently the following sponsors need to be thanked:                     Thanks Willy! This content was added on August 28th, 2008. Thanks for youe visit!

July 11th, 2008:

Contributed by:    RIANA BASSON HEALTH ADVISORY FOR WOMEN     Do you have feelings of inadequacy?  Do you suffer from shyness?  Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?     If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or  pharmacist about White Wine.      White Wine is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident   about yourself and your actions. White Wine can help ease you out of   your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing   to do just about anything.      You will notice the benefits of White Wine almost immediately and with   a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent   you from living the life you want to live.      Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will   discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start   living, with White Wine. White Wine may not be right for everyone.   Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use White Wine. However,   women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to   try it.      Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration,   erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of   money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing,   headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and   play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked   Twister.      WARNING:   The consumption of White Wine may make you think you are whispering   when you are not.   ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~   WARNING:   The consumption of White Wine is a major factor in dancing like an   idiot.   ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~   WARNING:   The consumption of White Wine may cause you to tell your friends over   and over again that you love them.   ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~   WARNING:   The consumption of White Wine may cause you to think you can sing.   ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~   WARNING:   The consumption of White Wine may lead you to believe that ex-lovers   are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.   ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~   WARNING:   The consumption of White Wine may make you think you can logically   converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.   ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~   WARNING:   The consumption of White Wine may create the illusion that you are   tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people   ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~      NOW JUST IMAGINE WHAT YOU COULD ACHIEVE WITH RED   WINE!!!